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Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's ___.

What is Batman's guilty pleasure?

And what did *you* bring for show and tell?

Science will never explain ___.

It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ___.

___. Betcha can't have just one!

What did I bring back from my summer vacation?

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and ___

In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between ___ and ___.

Armani suit: $1000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on his face when you surprise him with ___: priceless.

That's right, I killed ___! How, you ask? ___.

And would you like those buffalo wings mild, medium, hot, or ___?

Adventure. Romance. ___. From Paramount Pictures: "___".

I am become ___, destroyer of ___!

If you can't handle ___, you'd better stay away from ___.

Lifetimes presents: "___: The Story Of ___"

What's my secret power?

Coming to Broadway this season: ___: The Musical

Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me ___.

Behind every powerful man is ___.

___ will never be the same after ___.

This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of ___.

When you get right down to it, ___ is just ___.

But wait, there's more! If you order ___ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ___ absolutely free!

My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country all he had was the shoes on his feet and ___.

When I'm President, I will create the Department of ___.

When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate ___.

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ___.

Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ___.

Medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ___.

Today on Buzzfeed: 10 Pictures Of ___ That Look Like ___!

I never truly understood ___ until I encountered ___.

For my next trick, I will pull ___ out of ___!

The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ___.

In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have created ___ in the lab.

It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ___!

___ would be woefully incomplete without ___.

Blessed are you, Lord our G-d, creator of the universe, who has granted us ___.

But before you die, Mr. Bond, I must show you ___.

Here is the church, here is the steeple. Open the doors, and see ___

The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ___.

Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ___, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of ___.

What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?

To become a true warrior, you must prove that you can withstand ___ without crying out in pain.

During high school, I never really fit in until I found ___ club.

What killed my boner?

I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain ___ again.

___ may pass, but ___ will last forever.

The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ___ everywhere you go.

Today on Mythbusters, we find out how long ___ can withstand ___.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three French hens, two turtle doves, and ___.

With enough time and pressure, ___ will turn into ___.

And the Academy Award for ___ goes to ___.

In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ___ had really been ___ all along.

In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between ___ and ___.

They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ___ inside of ___. They were wrong!

___: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for ___!

____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.

Why am I sticky?

Introducing X-TREME BASEBALL. It's like baseball, but with ___!

What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?

Dear Sir or Madam, we regret to inform you that the Office of ___ has denied your request for ___.

Finally! A service that delivers ___ right to your door!

Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ___ and would like your advice.

What never fails to liven up the party?

I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow ___ at the country club.

What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?

There are rumors that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ___.

Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without ___.

If ___ is good enough for ___, it's good enough for me.

Hi, this Jim from Accounting. We noticed a $1200 charge labeled "___". Can you explain?

In a pinch, ___ can be a suitable substitute for ___.

Why do I hurt all over?

HEED MY VOICE, MORTAL. I am the god of ___, and I shall not tolerate ___!

What's making things awkward in the sauna?

___ is a slippery slope that leads to ___.

A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ___.

A successful job interview starts with a firm handshake and ends with ___.

I get by with a little help from ___.

In 1000 years when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?

This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ___.

I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ___.

Before I run for President I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ___.

I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by ___.

Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ___.

I've got 99 problems, but ___ ain't one.

What gets better with age?

GREETINGS HUMANS. I AM ___ BOT. EXECUTING PROGRAM

Today's soup is: Cream of ___.

___: good to the last drop.

TSA guidelines now prohibit ___ on airplanes.

This year's hottest album is "___", by ___.

Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ___ and ___!

In a world ravaged by ___, our only solace is ___.

What *really* killed the dinosaurs?

When I was tripping on acid, ___ turned into ___.

In return for my soul the Devil promised me ___ but all I got was ___.

A study published this week in Nature found that ___ is good for you in small doses.

If God didn't want us to enjoy ___, God wouldn't have given us ___.

2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's lookin' for ___.

Next on ESPN2: The World Series Of ___

As king, how will I keep the fractious peasants in line?

Before ___, all we had was ___.

Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book, the other's only interested in one thing... ___.

What's the new fad diet?

Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of ___ in this room.

In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ___.

This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ___ into the bedroom!"

Step 1: ___. Step 2: ___. Step 3: Profit!

A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ___.

The blind date was going terribly until we discovered our shared interest in ___.

My plan for world domination begins with ___.

My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of ___ and ___.

We never did find ___, but along the way we sure learned a lot about ___.

I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ___.

Every step towards ___ gets me a little bit closer to ___.

You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ___ and ___ at the same time.

Having problems with ___? Try ___.

When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of ___.

What turns me on?